Westside Fitness... it's my gym. It's that gym that you walk into and feel totally comfortable. Everybody knows your name... seriously, I'm not just singing a song. Westside Fitness is the 'Cheers' of gyms.
I've been working out at Westside for almost 2 years now. I've had a longer relationship with Westside than I have with pretty much all of the men I've dated. Why? Because Westside allows me to have a relationship with my physical fitness. It helps me to grow in my relationship with myself. It's a genuine gym. It's a real gym. I can get down and dirty at Westside. My time working out is my time to figure myself out. And I know that no matter what, I've got a team of trainers behind me, supporting me... a team that wants me to be the best Hughet I can be. It just feels good. :)
It's not surprising to me that during this holiday season, when it is oh so easy to go from Fit Hughet to Plumpy McPlumplngton, Westside Fitness is offering the Little Black Dress Bootcamp. Westside wants me (and you) to avoid that terrible day when I go to zip the back of my smokin' hot black cocktail dress, only suitable for the holiday party at the country club with the open bar, and I can't get the zipper to clear my bulbous ass now full of turkey, biscuts, and chocolate turtle rafts (a Pinterest thing I won't be able to avoid)! Tragic! BUT, this year, I refuse to take the turtle raft to tubby town. Sign me up for the Little Black Dress Bootcamp!
This is not a joke. This sign is literally hanging on the bulletin board at Westside Fitness. Throughout this holiday season, you really can get: 10 personal training sessions, 2 half-hour massages, unlimited tanning, and full gym access for $149.00! Are you kidding me? That's a steal, and ultimately you gain muscle tone, a tight ass, a sunkissed glow, supreme relaxation, and confidence knowing you won't have to lay down and suck in to get your jeans on. Shoot girl! Give yourself a gift this year!
Still not convinced? Perhaps you need a visual of what to expect...
Don't make fun of the fact that I can only lift the bar... no armpit fat for this girl!
Meet Mike, my trainer... sexy, hey? I'm willing to share him. Doesn't he do a wonderful job demonstrating correct form? ;)
I'll plank alllll day... nope, but Mike will yell at me until I hold it for at least 1:30. Abs of steel!
And after you've literally worked your booty off, reeelaaaxxx... go tanning and get a massage!
Sign up for the Little Black Dress Bootcamp (the sooner the better), and enjoy my gym, OUR gym. Westside Fitness... I promise, it just feels good. I'll see you and your glutes there!
1618 Leonard St. SW GR, MI 49504