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Last week, a woman in her 20s from Long Island, New York was using an app called Let's Date, which is supposed to be an easy way to connect and talk with random single people in your area.
She started talking to a guy named Trevor, and after only a few messages, out of nowhere, he sent her a NUDE PHOTO.
She got mad at him, and he told her, quote, "I was just showing you what I got. Relax. It's only my c*ck." Then he called her a prude, so she told him she was going to get revenge.
Since he used his full first and last name on the app, she was able to quickly find him on Facebook, and found his MOM too.
As soon as she threatened to send the photo to his mom, he started backpedaling and told her, quote, "That is not right. Don't do that, it's my mom."
But she pressed on and actually SENT his naked photo to his mom.
Again, this all seems a little made up and we don't know what the fallout was. But we DO know she posted about it on Tumblr. And after this started making the rounds online yesterday, she canceled her account.
Chris Brown is a man with a lot on his mind. The 24-year-old, who reportedly split up from Rihanna nearly a month ago, posted a series of emotional tweets:
“Half of yall hate the skin your in. I don’t kiss ass for covers or respect! Be yourself! Acceptance is trivial. Wen we die, we die alone! Artist worry about their brand. I worry about supporting my family1 When people walk with their noses in the air they usually run into sh!t!”
A few weeks back, Jim Engelking of St. Paul, Minnesota came home and found he'd been robbed. Thieves took his family's electronics, jewelry, BEER, frozen food and his 1998 red Volvo.
Jim says he was most upset about the Volvo. Fortunately for him, the thieves didn't take it to be chopped up, they took it out SHOPPING instead.
They took it to a Goodwill, and parked it REALLY badly. They were crooked, halfway out of a spot, and touching a van's bumper.
(Here's the Facebook photo, and Jim reunited with his car.)
And a woman who saw the parking job thought it was SO BAD, she posted it on Facebook with the caption, quote, "Nice park job, idiot."
Well it turns out she's Facebook friends with Jim's DAUGHTER, Katie. Katie saw the Facebook photo, recognized her dad's car, and let her dad know.
The cops found the car there, but still haven't found the thieves. Jim says he's happy he's been reunited with his car, because it's his prized possession.
(NBC 11 - Minneapolis)
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Earlier this week, 22-year-old Thomas Edwards Junior of Maitland, Florida wanted to propose to his girlfriend in the middle of the night. And for SOME reason, he thought it would be a good idea to GET TOTALLY NAKED for his proposal.
So, around 3:45 A.M., he went to her porch and stripped down. Unfortunately, he went to the wrong house. And the people who lived there saw him naked on their porch in the middle of the night, and called the cops.
When the cops got there, Thomas got MAD at them, and ended up SPITTING on one of them. So the cops Tased him and arrested him.
He's been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer, and burglary. He's still in jail, so, as far as we know, he hasn't been able to propose.