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Please take some time this Memorial Day weekend to honor those who've made the ultimate sacrifice and all those who have and continue to serve.
Grand Rapids - The annual parade will begin at 10 a.m. and head down Division and Fulton before entering at Veterans Memorial Park.
Alpine Township - The annual memorial service at Pine Grove Cemetery (6200 Vinton NW) honoring all American veterans buried at Township cemeteries begins at 11 a.m.
Holland - The parade will travel from 8th Street and Central Avenue to Columbia Avenue, then south to 16th Street and east to the Pilgrim Home Cemetery, where a ceremony will follow. Starts at 9:30 a.m.
Lowell - The parade to honor the men and women of our armed forces begins at 10 a.m. on Main Street and travels to Oakwood Cemetery.
Middleville - Line-up begins at 9:30 a.m. at McFall Elementary with the parade stepping off on Main Street at 10:30 a.m.
Downtown Muskegon - More than 60 marching units, seven marching bands and low-flying airplanes are part of this 9 a.m. parade that ends at Hackley Park.
Muskegon - The parade to remember veterans begins at 10:30am at the corner of Bordon & Lakeshore drives, featuring floats, the Muskegon High School Marching Band and more.
Find more events HERE.
On July 17th 2013 Jason Derulo & Ed Sheeran will headline #SNXPIP!
The night will also feature performances from Drop City Yacht Club, Classified, & GR's own The Action Figures. In the mix through the night will be DJ Internio & Jason Veeder.
Tickets on sale NOW! Click HERE to buy tickets.
For more on each artist click their name below
Jason Derulo & Ed Sheeran
Drop City Yacht Club - Classified - The Action Figures
DJ Internio - Jason Veeder
Remember 'Ship My Pants'? Well now K-Mart is back with 'Big Gas Savings'?
Can't wait to see what's next.
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Today, we've got the story of a woman who BIT her husband in the JUNK because he wanted to leave a rodeo early. Which begs the question, did she manage to hang on for seven seconds?
On Saturday night, 37-year-old Christina Salinas of Rough and Ready, California and her husband, Anthony Hill, went to the Penn Valley Rodeo. Yes, there's really a town in Northern California called Rough and Ready.
Christina was POUNDING large beers. When the rodeo ended, Anthony wanted to head home. Christina wanted to stick around and dance. Since Anthony was driving, he won, but they argued all the way back to Rough and Ready.
When they got home, things got physical, and Christina BIT Anthony's SCROTUM. She didn't bite all the way through, but a bite on the scrotum is a bite on the scrotum.
She also apparently hit their young daughter. She was arrested for felony domestic violence and misdemeanor child cruelty.
(The Smoking Gun)
Interesting, he would probably be dead if she hadn't fought him for her phone.
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