I can't believe it took THIS long for an app like this to come out. But I'm not going to download it. Sometimes it's best not to know.
There's a new iPhone and Android app called "Condom Size" that's supposed to help you measure yourself down there, to find condoms that fit better. But that's not its REAL purpose. The real purpose is to see how your junk stacks up.
When you load up the app, a ruler appears on screen. Then you hold your phone up against your groin and measure yourself. After it records your measurement, it shows you how you compare to the rest of the world.
Unlike most other apps, at least this one doesn't have an option to immediately post your results to Facebook. What if you accidentally pressed THAT button?
The app costs 99 cents.
