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Back in May, Tim Schmidt of Unna, Germany was having sex with his girlfriend, 33-year-old Franziska Hansen. Franziska is about 126 pounds and has 38-double-D breasts.
As they were having sex, Franziska grabbed Tim's head and shoved it between her breasts. She told him it was a SEX GAME. But Tim says, quote, "I couldn't breathe anymore. I must've turned blue."
He had about 60 pounds on Franziska, so he was able to get free. He asked her what she was doing, and she told him she was trying to KILL HIM but, quote, "I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible."
Tim and Franziska had been together for about four years, but had been going through problems: He'd taken a new job as a lawyer, she moved with him, but couldn't find a job in their new town.
Now she's on trial for attempted murder with a weapon. Yes, in this case, her large breasts count as weapons.