Ladies, tired of douches who ask for your number? Then give them ours!
It's the SNX Douche Dial Hotline at 616-773-1201.
Anytime some douche won't leave you alone until he gets your number, just give him ours. Again it's 616-773-1201.
Then listen Mondays at 8:25a to Ken Evans and you might hear your douche featured on the air.
Do you want to be an intern for 104.5 SNX? Are you going to school and need the internship for credit?
If so send your resume to Hughet@1045SNX.com and you could be learning all about radio....and d*ck jokes.
If you're not sure if you can trust your spouse to be faithful, maybe you should consider BRANDING them?
A website called TheCheeky.com sells a $550 titanium anti-cheating ring. It has negative engraving on the inside, so if you try to slip it off when you're out, it leaves raised lettering on your skin that reads "I'M MARRIED."