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On July 17th 2013 Jason Derulo & Ed Sheeran will headline #SNXPIP!
The night will also feature performances from Drop City Yacht Club, Classified, & GR's own The Action Figures. In the mix through the night will be DJ Internio & Jason Veeder.
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Jason Derulo & Ed Sheeran
Drop City Yacht Club - Classified - The Action Figures
DJ Internio - Jason Veeder
A politician cheating on his wife isn't really news anymore. A politician cheating on his wife with a MAN isn't even news anymore. But this politician's side action is DEFINITELY a new twist.
53-year-old Simon Parks is a city councilman in Whitby, England. And he's admitted he cheated on his wife, with an ALIEN.
Parkes says he has sex about four times a year with a large, green female space alien known as the Cat Queen. They even have a child together, named Zarka.
Parkes also says his, quote, "real mother" is an alien. She's nine feet tall, green, and has eight fingers. One day he expects to be reunited with her on her home planet, once the technology is ready to beam him up.
And he doesn't believe this alien affair is going to cost him his seat on the city council, because it hasn't affected his work. Mostly, he's just trying to be a trailblazer.
Quote, "There are plenty of people in my position who don't choose to come out and say it because they are terrified it will destroy their careers."
And for now, his wife is sticking by him. Quote, "My wife was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it's not on a human level, so I don't see it as wrong."
Last April, 22-year-old Milo Manu Felix Wild of the Northern Territory, Australia was celebrating ANZAC Day, which is basically like Australia and New Zealand's version of Memorial Day. So people get drunk.
Milo ended up getting so drunk that he pushed over four porta potties, whipped out his junk in public, and threw his pee at the cops.
In November, he was sentenced to three months in jail, but it was suspended as long as he didn't drink any alcohol for two years. Seems like a pretty good deal.
Not for this guy. Earlier this week, after about seven months off alcohol, he ASKED if he could go to jail, because he just couldn't handle being sober that long.
Of course, he may or may not realize he'll have to stay sober in jail, other than toilet wine, but after three months, he'll be allowed to drink alcohol again. And THAT'S what matters to him the most.
Are Booty Selfies now a thing? If so, 40 Year-Old Sofia Vergara may have already won.
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I can see a father being deeply and profoundly disappointed if his daughter starts doing PORNO. Although that probably doesn't happen much, because we'd GUESS most porn stars aren't exactly on great terms with their fathers.
There's a popular porn skank named STOYA who says her father's upset over her porno career, but for a different reason than usual.
He's not upset she BECAME a porn star, he's actually FINE with her having sex on camera for money. He's upset that she became so famous it's ruined HIS porno watching experience.
Stoya became so famous that she shows up in ads all over a bunch of porn sites. Her dad in North Carolina can't AVOID seeing her unless he avoids all porno.
Plus, ads for her adult toys pop up too, so her dad sees ads for things like realistic models of her genitalia. (here's a NOT safe-for-work link to that adult toy)
Stoya says, quote, "My dad is purely just angry that I ruined porn for him. Because I couldn't, like, just do a few scenes, I had to sign with a big company."