Rihanna Is Single And Bitchy (MTV)

Rihanna had been romantically linked to Ashton Kutcher last week, when a report surfaced that she had headed over to the actor's house late one night and stayed there for several hours.

At a London press conference for Battleship, a reporter used her one question with the pop star to ask about the alleged rendezvous. After meandering around about Ri's fans and their love for her, she eventually got to her point: Would she get any visits from Kutcher while out promoting the film?

The singer's response? Well, she wasn't amused. 'Wow, how disappointing was that question,' she said in a video posted on the website. 'I'm happy and I'm single, if that's what you're really asking.'

See the video HERE.

Jessica Simpson's Birth More Expensive Than Beyonce's (HollywoodLife)

Jessica Simpson has rented out an entire hospital wing for the delivery of her daughter — just like Beyonce did in January. But the extravagance won’t end there...

Jessica, 31, won’t rely on hospital security to protect her little girl. She plans to hire no less than 30 armed guards because she’s so afraid of kidnapping.

She also recently bragged that her baby will only fly private, and Maxwell has a $14,500 crib waiting for her. Not only that, but Jessica hired a look-alike to distract paparazzi on the big day -- bringing her grand delivery total to $2 million!

Lindsay Lohan Vows To NEVER See A Judge Again (TMZ)

Lindsay Lohan vows she will NEVER again step foot in front of another judge.

Lindsay was on break at  the L.A. County morgue Wednesday, where she officially completed her community service obligation, when she vowed to stay clear of all courtrooms for the rest of her life.

As for her big post-probation celebration tonight... Lindsay said she plans to grab dinner with her sister, and that's about it.