So where do we even start with the stuff we have on Jon? Well he got himself three parking tickets downtown in ONE day and decided to just not pay them. WHY? So he could buy a toaster that burns the FOX logo on your toast from the FOX NEWS CHANNEL. (He's real proud of that toaster)


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Poll: Is a toaster that burns the FOX NEWS logo on your toast cool?
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This an art piece that HOLMES created that he calls "Yummy Adult Beverage Causing Boot Projectile to Shatter Windshield". There is a lot of emotional surrounding this piece now on display to the public on Jon's car. (Ummm, actually Holmes was drunk as hell and somehow managed to shatter the windshield from the inside the car)