First I gotta thank a good friend of mine, Rico Pico, for posting this on his Facebook wall. This has GOT TO BE THE MOST RIDICULOUS thing I've ever read. In fact, I seriously thought this was a gag website at first like The Onion, but it's not. What this is is a HUGE disgrace to all religions. While I'm not a very religous person myself, stories filled with blatent mis-information under the name of God must make those who are, feel completely betrayed and embarrassed.
Read the following story written by what appears to be a 60-70 year old man and posted here on Christwire.org. I'm posting the link solely for those like me that want to see proof, or source, but I ask, if you dont have to, don't click there and give them the hits or attention. What's sad is that this story has 47,000 likes to link it onto Facebook. They have obviously written this story to outrage people and get attention to their hate group using the popularity of Facebook.
Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys
by Mark E. Figs
Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.
Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s).
Skrillex, a known emosexual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock ‘n roll band “From First To Last” (a band name that celebrates falling from God’s grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic “music” and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after.
Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community.
In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head — the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and “ecstasy” (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism).
Skrillex, shown here drinking “ecstasy”,
in particular the potent “X3″ version
As a proud parent of four, healthy, able-bodied children, I urge all fellow parents to think thrice before allowing their own children to attend a dubstep show. These shows are full of unemployed “Occupiers” who seek to rape and maim your children and family life. Skrillex fans are MORE likely to rob a gas station and set a retirement home on fire than 1000% of Christians. Please join with me in boycotting dubstep and this evil, satanic harbinger of deceit.
Incredibly ridiculous wouldn't you say?
Some fun things to point out about the above story:
- Skrillex, a male, according to them, is a lesbian.
- Skrillex in the picture above from their website, is sipping on “ecstasy”,
and a potent “X3″ version of it. Ummm, when you right click on the picture from their website and save it, the title of the pic is "skrillex-sips-iced-coffee.jpg". Fools. (Someone should suggest that Starbucks start selling a new expresso called X3 lol).
- Notice one paragraph begins with "Over 100% of homosexuals..." How can you have OVER 100%? IDIOT.
- And the best one. The drop in a dubstep song, according to Christwire, is when dubsteppers quickly acquire and use their drugs while others go into seizures and are raped. In FACT, 1 in 3 women are raped at Skrillex concerts. WOW, I would have thought we would have heard something about that before now. Thank GOD Christwire told us huh?
This same assclown writer, Mark E. Digs, wrote some other great funny stories like "Why Michelle Duggar Should Be The Next President" and
"Rosie O’Donnell Attempts to Give Tim Tebow STD's". ROFL. Sad part is, there are people out there who read this and honestly think it's true.
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