Last week, in Fargo, North Dakota, 26-year-old Christopher Wiener was busted trying to shoplift from an adult bookstore called Romantix. And what was he caught stealing?
According to the store, it was an ARTIFICIAL VAGINA.
Christopher told the cops he took it because he was embarrassed to buy it when a woman walked in the store, so he stole it instead.
The cops also found meth on him. He was arrested on shoplifting and drug charges.