46-year-old Bobby Gulley of Bulls Gap, Tennessee thought his girlfriend, 43-year-old Christie Black, was stealing from him. So last week, he set a TRAP.
He put $5,000 in $100 bills in a bag, left it out on his foosball table, and went to bed with Christie. When he woke up, the bag and the cash were GONE.
Bobby confronted Christie, and she admitted she'd stolen the money. She also revealed that she put it all in her RECTUM. All 50 bills, just jammed up there.
And then, in the WORST decision of the day, the two of them decided to try to get the money out. First, they tried using a TOILET BRUSH to dislodge it. That didn't work. Then they tried TONGS. That didn't work either.
But the tongs and toilet brush DID make Christie start BLEEDING PROFUSELY back there. She went to the hospital, where doctors WERE able to remove the money.
And to make things worse, once she recovers, she's facing theft charges, and possibly a break-up.
(Kingsport Times-News / The Smoking Gun)